A && B.: Archive

Dec 29th

Ally puts the 'pro' in 'procrastinate'.

Dec 8th

1 note

Dec 2nd

“I have this urge to set things on fire. …Ladies.”

– A

Nov 27th

“I NEED TO BE IN YOU!”

– B yelling at a building

Nov 26th

Nov 25th

“ALLY, GET OUT OF THE STUFF…THING!”

– B yelling at A to get out of the jar of peanuts

Nov 25th

“I have this urge to set things on fire. …Ladies.”

– A

Nov 25th

We chase vodka with high fives.

Nov 25th

“Last time I was this close to a cop car I was in the back of it.”

– Ally (via eyeswideshut)

Nov 25th

Nov 24th

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Perfect.

Nov 24th

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A is the next American Idol.

Nov 24th

Nov 23rd

I accidentally type her username as "wildass"...

She can’t help it if she has a thunderous, funkadelic booty.

Nov 23rd

Nov 20th

Nov 19th

“Have you ever had to poop so hard you couldn’t see straight?”

– B

Nov 19th

Nov 17th

Our new favorite song. “Pizza Hut and Taco...

Nov 17th

ADD much?

Ally: "What do you have for dinner?" 
Me: "Uhhh, let's see...lasagna, ravioli, ramen..." 
Ally: "SO RATTAILS ARE COMING BACK." 
Me: "..."

Nov 16th

ChefStack is Like an ATM For Pancakes. →

Our dream machine.

Nov 16th

The Pros and Cons of Having Squeaky Rubber Duckies...

eyeswideshut: Formerly discussed by Ally and I. Pros: Everyone will want to grab your boobs. Running without wearing a bra is suddenly hilarious. In fact, everything you normally do – like putting on a bra and hitting your best friends in the chesticles – is suddenly the funniest thing ever. Your significant other will have more of a reason to invite you to take baths with them so they can...

Nov 15th

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Song: “Meat Market” - Everybody Else

Nov 15th

Typical.

Belén: I'm gonna see what's on television!
A few seconds later, while looking at her iTunes: 
Belén [singing off key, and very loudly]: Since you been gooonnneee...I can breathe for the FIRRRRSST TIIIME...I'm so movin' onnnn, YEAHHHH Y-*looks over to see Ally sitting there, staring*
Belén: Oh. Hi. Forgot you were here.
Ally: ...Wow.

Nov 15th

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We almost died laughing while watching this video. It would’ve been worth it.

Nov 15th

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A: “This pancake is a huge disappointment.” B: “Just like you.” A: “Shut up.”

Nov 14th

“Stop suntanning on my lawn. You’re giving it crab grass.”

– B to A

Nov 14th

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Ally always busts up at 0:20.

Nov 14th

I'm a Terrible Friend.

eyeswideshut: Maybe it’s a good thing Ally and I went to separate colleges and consequently couldn’t room with each other. Currently, we’re in Chi-city, and Ally [who is snoring like an out of control, gutted wildebeest] is long gone. Due to my nocturnal habits, I’m awake with nothing to do, leaving me to my thoughts, which currently are… Things I would totally do to Ally right now if I wasn’t...

Nov 14th

Our "Too Soon" Party Plans

Green lights: 1. Billy Mays [bonus points if accompanied by the WD-40 guy] 2. Farrah 3. Taco Bell dog 4. Kurt Cobain 5. Saddam 6. David Carradine 7. MJ 8. Swine flu 9. Gunshot victim apologizing to everyone around him at the party while a Dick Cheney follows him around 10. JFK 11. Pretty much the entire Kennedy family 12. Anna Nicole Smith 13. Princess Diana 14. Steve Irwin 15. Rihanna/Chris Brown...

Nov 14th

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Run DMC is where it’s at. -B

Nov 13th

Sep 18th

March 21, 2008

 I was text messaging Ally while she was at lunch with two friends I knew...
Me: That's pretty sweet! Say hi for me. Call me when you're done. Mow my lawn. Have my babies. Jump off a bridge.
Me: Whoa, I got a little carried away there

Sep 18th

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DON’T ASK …We laughed SO hard when we saw this for the first time…

Sep 17th

Sep 16th

Drive Thru At Taco Bell

Employee: Hi, welcome to Taco Bell, can I take your order?
Ally: AHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAAAAA!!
Belén: Uh yeah, hi, you'll have to excuse my friend, she's, uh-
Ally: HAHAHAHA WHEEEEE AHHHHHHH!!
Belén: Uh...yeah. I'll have two tacos.
Ally: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Belén: *Silence*
Employee: What kind of drink would you li- *bursts out laughing uncontrollably*

Sep 14th